Lucille Bluth Keychain
Description
This bold orange motel-style keychain features the most iconic banana-based quote in television history. If you know, you know. Perfect for fans of sarcasm, Lucille Bluth, and absolutely no grasp of basic grocery economics.
Features
🍌 Lucille Bluth quote keychain: Show off your love for Arrested Development with this painfully relatable quote in retro key tag form.
🎬 Pop culture keychain: Features the legendary line: “I mean it’s one banana, Michael. How much could it cost? Ten dollars?”
🧡 Bold orange motel key tag: Made of durable acrylic with vintage styling—basically screams ‘I inherited my wealth and my wit.’
🎁 Perfect gift for fans & smartasses: Great stocking stuffer, friend gift, or treat-yourself moment for those fluent in deadpan comedy.What Makes This Great
It’s campy, it’s clever, and it’s deeply unhinged—in the best way. This keychain is less about holding your keys and more about holding onto what’s left of your sense of humor.
Description
This bold orange motel-style keychain features the most iconic banana-based quote in television history. If you know, you know. Perfect for fans of sarcasm, Lucille Bluth, and absolutely no grasp of basic grocery economics.
Features
🍌 Lucille Bluth quote keychain: Show off your love for Arrested Development with this painfully relatable quote in retro key tag form.
🎬 Pop culture keychain: Features the legendary line: “I mean it’s one banana, Michael. How much could it cost? Ten dollars?”
🧡 Bold orange motel key tag: Made of durable acrylic with vintage styling—basically screams ‘I inherited my wealth and my wit.’
🎁 Perfect gift for fans & smartasses: Great stocking stuffer, friend gift, or treat-yourself moment for those fluent in deadpan comedy.What Makes This Great
It’s campy, it’s clever, and it’s deeply unhinged—in the best way. This keychain is less about holding your keys and more about holding onto what’s left of your sense of humor.
Description
This bold orange motel-style keychain features the most iconic banana-based quote in television history. If you know, you know. Perfect for fans of sarcasm, Lucille Bluth, and absolutely no grasp of basic grocery economics.
Features
🍌 Lucille Bluth quote keychain: Show off your love for Arrested Development with this painfully relatable quote in retro key tag form.
🎬 Pop culture keychain: Features the legendary line: “I mean it’s one banana, Michael. How much could it cost? Ten dollars?”
🧡 Bold orange motel key tag: Made of durable acrylic with vintage styling—basically screams ‘I inherited my wealth and my wit.’
🎁 Perfect gift for fans & smartasses: Great stocking stuffer, friend gift, or treat-yourself moment for those fluent in deadpan comedy.What Makes This Great
It’s campy, it’s clever, and it’s deeply unhinged—in the best way. This keychain is less about holding your keys and more about holding onto what’s left of your sense of humor.
