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Close-up of a white T-shirt with red text that reads, "Nudes are so 2017 Send Me Money," on a clean background. Image 1 of 9
Close-up of a white T-shirt with red text that reads, "Nudes are so 2017 Send Me Money," on a clean background.
White crew neck T-shirt by artist Kristin Simmons with the text "Nudes are so 2017 Send Me Money" in red font, front view. Image 2 of 9
White crew neck T-shirt by artist Kristin Simmons with the text "Nudes are so 2017 Send Me Money" in red font, front view.
Folded white T-shirt against a blue sky with clouds, featuring text "Nudes are so 2017 Send Me Money" in red letters. Image 3 of 9
Folded white T-shirt against a blue sky with clouds, featuring text "Nudes are so 2017 Send Me Money" in red letters.
Young adult wearing sunglasses and a white T-shirt by artist Kristin Simmons with the message "Nudes are so 2017 Send Me Money." Image 4 of 9
Young adult wearing sunglasses and a white T-shirt by artist Kristin Simmons with the message "Nudes are so 2017 Send Me Money."
White T-shirt hanging on a wooden hanger at the beach, with red text "Nudes are so 2017 Send Me Money." Image 5 of 9
White T-shirt hanging on a wooden hanger at the beach, with red text "Nudes are so 2017 Send Me Money."
Woman outdoors in a field wearing a white T-shirt with the red slogan "Nudes are so 2017 Send Me Money." Image 6 of 9
Woman outdoors in a field wearing a white T-shirt with the red slogan "Nudes are so 2017 Send Me Money."
Selfie of a person in a white T-shirt with the red text "Nudes are so 2017 Send Me Money" displayed. Image 7 of 9
Selfie of a person in a white T-shirt with the red text "Nudes are so 2017 Send Me Money" displayed.
Smiling man with an American flag in the background wearing a T-shirt that reads "Nudes are so 2017 Send Me Money." Image 8 of 9
Smiling man with an American flag in the background wearing a T-shirt that reads "Nudes are so 2017 Send Me Money."
Woman posing on concrete steps in a white T-shirt with "Nudes are so 2017 Send Me Money" in bold red letters. Image 9 of 9
Woman posing on concrete steps in a white T-shirt with "Nudes are so 2017 Send Me Money" in bold red letters.
Close-up of a white T-shirt with red text that reads, "Nudes are so 2017 Send Me Money," on a clean background.
White crew neck T-shirt by artist Kristin Simmons with the text "Nudes are so 2017 Send Me Money" in red font, front view.
Folded white T-shirt against a blue sky with clouds, featuring text "Nudes are so 2017 Send Me Money" in red letters.
Young adult wearing sunglasses and a white T-shirt by artist Kristin Simmons with the message "Nudes are so 2017 Send Me Money."
White T-shirt hanging on a wooden hanger at the beach, with red text "Nudes are so 2017 Send Me Money."
Woman outdoors in a field wearing a white T-shirt with the red slogan "Nudes are so 2017 Send Me Money."
Selfie of a person in a white T-shirt with the red text "Nudes are so 2017 Send Me Money" displayed.
Smiling man with an American flag in the background wearing a T-shirt that reads "Nudes are so 2017 Send Me Money."
Woman posing on concrete steps in a white T-shirt with "Nudes are so 2017 Send Me Money" in bold red letters.

Nudes are so 2017 Send Me Money Tee

$30.00

Description

Introducing our "Nudes are so 2017. Send Me Money" unisex t-shirt! Finally, a fashion statement that boldly bucks the trend of baring it all and embraces the power of cold, hard cash. Who says fashion can't be funny and financially savvy? This t-shirt packs a punchline that's as relevant as your latest social media scroll. Flaunt it on casual days out or gift it to a friend who's all about that cash humor.

Features

  • 🌬️ Soft Cotton Fabric: Comfort meets cool with breathable material.

  • 🔴 Bold Red Lettering: Grabs attention and holds it.

  • 🛋️ Relaxed Fit: Ideal for any laid-back or outgoing occasion.

  • 🌀 Machine Washable: Easy to care for and ready to wear repeatedly.

What Makes This Great

Forget about those outdated, passé nudes – we're living in the era of capitalism, baby! Wear it with pride and watch as heads turn, eyebrows raise, and wallets open. It's not just a t-shirt, darling – it's a statement piece that exposes the absurdity of our obsession with revealing it all while reminding everyone that your time is valuable, and so is your bank balance. So ditch the old trends for something cheekier with our "Nudes are so 2017, Send Me Money" t-shirt. Crafted for laughs and loaded with attitude, this tee is perfect for those who love to wear their humor as boldly as they live.

.: Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric
.: The classic fit with the crew neckline delivers a clean, versatile style
.: Features a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort
.: Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton
.: Fabric blend: 90% cotton, 10% polyester

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Description

Introducing our "Nudes are so 2017. Send Me Money" unisex t-shirt! Finally, a fashion statement that boldly bucks the trend of baring it all and embraces the power of cold, hard cash. Who says fashion can't be funny and financially savvy? This t-shirt packs a punchline that's as relevant as your latest social media scroll. Flaunt it on casual days out or gift it to a friend who's all about that cash humor.

Features

  • 🌬️ Soft Cotton Fabric: Comfort meets cool with breathable material.

  • 🔴 Bold Red Lettering: Grabs attention and holds it.

  • 🛋️ Relaxed Fit: Ideal for any laid-back or outgoing occasion.

  • 🌀 Machine Washable: Easy to care for and ready to wear repeatedly.

What Makes This Great

Forget about those outdated, passé nudes – we're living in the era of capitalism, baby! Wear it with pride and watch as heads turn, eyebrows raise, and wallets open. It's not just a t-shirt, darling – it's a statement piece that exposes the absurdity of our obsession with revealing it all while reminding everyone that your time is valuable, and so is your bank balance. So ditch the old trends for something cheekier with our "Nudes are so 2017, Send Me Money" t-shirt. Crafted for laughs and loaded with attitude, this tee is perfect for those who love to wear their humor as boldly as they live.

.: Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric
.: The classic fit with the crew neckline delivers a clean, versatile style
.: Features a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort
.: Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton
.: Fabric blend: 90% cotton, 10% polyester

Description

Introducing our "Nudes are so 2017. Send Me Money" unisex t-shirt! Finally, a fashion statement that boldly bucks the trend of baring it all and embraces the power of cold, hard cash. Who says fashion can't be funny and financially savvy? This t-shirt packs a punchline that's as relevant as your latest social media scroll. Flaunt it on casual days out or gift it to a friend who's all about that cash humor.

Features

  • 🌬️ Soft Cotton Fabric: Comfort meets cool with breathable material.

  • 🔴 Bold Red Lettering: Grabs attention and holds it.

  • 🛋️ Relaxed Fit: Ideal for any laid-back or outgoing occasion.

  • 🌀 Machine Washable: Easy to care for and ready to wear repeatedly.

What Makes This Great

Forget about those outdated, passé nudes – we're living in the era of capitalism, baby! Wear it with pride and watch as heads turn, eyebrows raise, and wallets open. It's not just a t-shirt, darling – it's a statement piece that exposes the absurdity of our obsession with revealing it all while reminding everyone that your time is valuable, and so is your bank balance. So ditch the old trends for something cheekier with our "Nudes are so 2017, Send Me Money" t-shirt. Crafted for laughs and loaded with attitude, this tee is perfect for those who love to wear their humor as boldly as they live.

.: Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric
.: The classic fit with the crew neckline delivers a clean, versatile style
.: Features a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort
.: Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton
.: Fabric blend: 90% cotton, 10% polyester

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