Some people face their problems. Others pick up the pace. Featuring a retro jogger and the painfully relatable phrase, "I've got 99 problems... and I'm running away from all of them," this greeting card is for anyone whose favorite coping mechanism is avoidance, cardio, or pretending tomorrow is a completely different person's problem.
🏃 Front Message: "I've got 99 problems... And I'm running away from all of them."
😂 Humor Style: Self-deprecating, sarcastic humor for anxious adults and chronic overthinkers.
🎨 Retro Design: Vintage-inspired runner paired with a thoroughly modern coping strategy
✍️ Inside: Blank for your own pep talk, apology, or excuse for disappearing.
💌 Includes: A2 greeting card with matching envelope.Perfect For
Runners, marathoners, anxious best friends, therapists (with a sense of humor), coworkers, birthdays, encouragement gifts, burnout survivors, graduation, or anyone who's ever solved exactly zero problems by taking a walk—but felt marginally better afterward.
Some people journal. Some meditate. Some fantasize about changing their name and moving to a cabin in Montana. This card celebrates the universal instinct to simply... keep moving. Equal parts self-awareness and sarcasm, it's the perfect way to tell someone, "I see your coping mechanisms, and frankly, same."
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Some people face their problems. Others pick up the pace. Featuring a retro jogger and the painfully relatable phrase, "I've got 99 problems... and I'm running away from all of them," this greeting card is for anyone whose favorite coping mechanism is avoidance, cardio, or pretending tomorrow is a completely different person's problem.
🏃 Front Message: "I've got 99 problems... And I'm running away from all of them."
😂 Humor Style: Self-deprecating, sarcastic humor for anxious adults and chronic overthinkers.
🎨 Retro Design: Vintage-inspired runner paired with a thoroughly modern coping strategy
✍️ Inside: Blank for your own pep talk, apology, or excuse for disappearing.
💌 Includes: A2 greeting card with matching envelope.Perfect For
Runners, marathoners, anxious best friends, therapists (with a sense of humor), coworkers, birthdays, encouragement gifts, burnout survivors, graduation, or anyone who's ever solved exactly zero problems by taking a walk—but felt marginally better afterward.
Some people journal. Some meditate. Some fantasize about changing their name and moving to a cabin in Montana. This card celebrates the universal instinct to simply... keep moving. Equal parts self-awareness and sarcasm, it's the perfect way to tell someone, "I see your coping mechanisms, and frankly, same."
99-problems-running-away-card.jpg
funny-running-greeting-card.jpg
burnout-anxiety-humor-card.jpg
