This plate does not sit quietly on a shelf. It enters the room, flips its hair, and immediately asks who made that comment. Trimmed in gold and laced with unfiltered personality, it reads: “i am not very demure i will cause a scene.” And you know what? Same.
🍽️ Funny decorative plate: A gold-rimmed porcelain dish that politely tells your guests you are the drama — and proud of it.
💬 Bold quote plate: Centered, unapologetic typography that could pass as a warning or an invitation, depending on the lighting.
✨ Ironic vintage flair: Classic elegance meets absolute chaos energy. Looks great above a mantle, or in the middle of a passive-aggressive dinner.
🎭 Unapologetic home decor: Ideal for maximalists, extroverts, and anyone one minor inconvenience away from a full Broadway monologue.
This isn’t just a plate — it’s a personality diagnostic. It’s for anyone who’s ever walked into a room, sized up the tension, and thought, “Perfect.” Beautifully bold, slightly unhinged, and ready for its spotlight.
The plate you’re drooling over in the photo? Yeah, that’s a sample. What you’ll get is the same killer design, but on a unique, one-of-a-kind plate from our stash. You’re welcome.
This plate does not sit quietly on a shelf. It enters the room, flips its hair, and immediately asks who made that comment. Trimmed in gold and laced with unfiltered personality, it reads: “i am not very demure i will cause a scene.” And you know what? Same.
🍽️ Funny decorative plate: A gold-rimmed porcelain dish that politely tells your guests you are the drama — and proud of it.
💬 Bold quote plate: Centered, unapologetic typography that could pass as a warning or an invitation, depending on the lighting.
✨ Ironic vintage flair: Classic elegance meets absolute chaos energy. Looks great above a mantle, or in the middle of a passive-aggressive dinner.
🎭 Unapologetic home decor: Ideal for maximalists, extroverts, and anyone one minor inconvenience away from a full Broadway monologue.
This isn’t just a plate — it’s a personality diagnostic. It’s for anyone who’s ever walked into a room, sized up the tension, and thought, “Perfect.” Beautifully bold, slightly unhinged, and ready for its spotlight.
The plate you’re drooling over in the photo? Yeah, that’s a sample. What you’ll get is the same killer design, but on a unique, one-of-a-kind plate from our stash. You’re welcome.
