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Delicate floral plate with the bold phrase “don’t worry it gets worse” for quirky decor lovers. Image 1 of
Delicate floral plate with the bold phrase “don’t worry it gets worse” for quirky decor lovers.
Delicate floral plate with the bold phrase “don’t worry it gets worse” for quirky decor lovers.

Don’t Worry, It Gets Worse Plate

$45.00

Description

Equal parts floral elegance and full-on existential dread, this upcycled vintage plate is your daily reminder that life’s curveballs just keep coming. Perfect for the wall, shelf, or passive-aggressive brunch table.

Features

  • 🍽️ Funny decorative plate: The phrase “don’t worry, it gets worse” is printed front and center—like a fortune cookie with a therapist.

  • 🌸 Dark humor meets delicate design: Classic floral china meets brutally honest life advice. Grandma’s style, Gen Z’s mood.

  • 🖼️ Ready to hang or display: Whether you want ironic wall art or a dish that makes guests uncomfortable, this has range.

  • 🎁 Perfect for friends who laugh through the pain: An excellent gift for anyone with taste and trauma—and yes, we mean that as a compliment.

What Makes This Great

It’s the perfect collision of prim and panic. A piece of decor that says, “I’m classy, but also clearly unraveling.” Honestly, it’s therapeutic.

HEADS UP, Fancy Pants…

The plate you’re drooling over in the photo? Yeah, that’s a sample. What you’ll get is the same killer design, but on a unique, one-of-a-kind plate from our stash. You’re welcome.

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Description

Equal parts floral elegance and full-on existential dread, this upcycled vintage plate is your daily reminder that life’s curveballs just keep coming. Perfect for the wall, shelf, or passive-aggressive brunch table.

Features

  • 🍽️ Funny decorative plate: The phrase “don’t worry, it gets worse” is printed front and center—like a fortune cookie with a therapist.

  • 🌸 Dark humor meets delicate design: Classic floral china meets brutally honest life advice. Grandma’s style, Gen Z’s mood.

  • 🖼️ Ready to hang or display: Whether you want ironic wall art or a dish that makes guests uncomfortable, this has range.

  • 🎁 Perfect for friends who laugh through the pain: An excellent gift for anyone with taste and trauma—and yes, we mean that as a compliment.

What Makes This Great

It’s the perfect collision of prim and panic. A piece of decor that says, “I’m classy, but also clearly unraveling.” Honestly, it’s therapeutic.

HEADS UP, Fancy Pants…

The plate you’re drooling over in the photo? Yeah, that’s a sample. What you’ll get is the same killer design, but on a unique, one-of-a-kind plate from our stash. You’re welcome.

Description

Equal parts floral elegance and full-on existential dread, this upcycled vintage plate is your daily reminder that life’s curveballs just keep coming. Perfect for the wall, shelf, or passive-aggressive brunch table.

Features

  • 🍽️ Funny decorative plate: The phrase “don’t worry, it gets worse” is printed front and center—like a fortune cookie with a therapist.

  • 🌸 Dark humor meets delicate design: Classic floral china meets brutally honest life advice. Grandma’s style, Gen Z’s mood.

  • 🖼️ Ready to hang or display: Whether you want ironic wall art or a dish that makes guests uncomfortable, this has range.

  • 🎁 Perfect for friends who laugh through the pain: An excellent gift for anyone with taste and trauma—and yes, we mean that as a compliment.

What Makes This Great

It’s the perfect collision of prim and panic. A piece of decor that says, “I’m classy, but also clearly unraveling.” Honestly, it’s therapeutic.

HEADS UP, Fancy Pants…

The plate you’re drooling over in the photo? Yeah, that’s a sample. What you’ll get is the same killer design, but on a unique, one-of-a-kind plate from our stash. You’re welcome.

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